Top 50 Names in FBS (2013)

Summer is the longest season of the year for a college sports fan and this one has been no different.  Every college sports writer is hanging on every piece of new information that comes out, most of which wouldn’t get a sentence during the season, but let’s be honest, not much happens this time of the year.  Like other writers, I try hard to make up things to talk and blog about during the summer, so I decided to make another list.  VH1 has proven that a good countdown can fulfill a few moments of entertain, so here is my second attempt at a college sports countdown.

For the past through days, I have dug through all 120+ FBS team rosters looking for those names that stick out among all the others.  I came up with a list of over 150 names, at least one from each team.  Then I narrowed those down to around 50 according to familiarity (famous names), word structure (names that are complete ideas) and just plain odd names.  Feel free to comment any other names that I might have missed or you feel should make the list.  Enjoy!

1. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix – Alabama

2. Fudge Van Hooser – Tulane

3. Pig Howard – Tennessee

4. Dwellie Striggles – Buffalo

5. Silverberry Mouhon – Cincinnati

6. Woodley Cadet – UCF

7. Aziz Shittu – Stanford

8. Mister Cobble – Kentucky

9. Win Homer – Boston College

10. Man Berg – Illinois

11. Spiffy Evans – Boston College

12 Necho Beard – Nevada

13. Paris Head – Vanderbilt

14. De’Runnya Wilson – Mississippi State

15. BooBoo Gates – Bowling Green

16. Sir Thomas Jackson – Arizona

17. Sean Parker – Washington

18. Adam West – Washington State

19. Chris Martin – UCF/Vanderbilt

20. Myles Davis – Florida State

21. Will Smith – Georgia Tech

22. Courtney Love – Nebraska

23. Chris Rock – Ohio State

24. John Goodman – Notre Dame

25. Jazz King – Marshall

26. Stone Monarch – Toledo

27. Chief Brown – Ole Miss

28. King Frazier – Nebraska

29. King Davis – New Mexico State

30. Pharaoh Brown – Oregon

31. Sirgregory Thornton – Arkansas State

32. Sir Calvin Wallace – North Texas

33. Prince Charles Iworah – Western Kentucky

34. Prince-Tyson Gulley – Syracuse

35. Prince Shembo – Notre Dame

36. Prince Jeffery Hallion – UNLV

37. Jack Snowball – Miami (OH)

38. Storm Woods – Oregon State

39. Storm Johnson – UCF

40. Ego Ferguson – LSU

41. Roman Runner – Idaho

42. Roman Fields – Kansas State

43. Jazzmar Clax – UCONN

44. DeJazz Woods – Illinois

45. Fritz Rock – Illinois

46. Psalm Wooching – Washington

47. Cassanova McKinzy – Auburn

48. Jack Russell – Wisconsin

49. Jose Jose – UCF

50. Steven Stevens – Arkansas State

51. Chaz Cheeks – Georgia Tech

52. Gray Crow – Miami (FL)

53. Osazuwamen Igbinosun – Ball State

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